Cletus the Frankenfetus

Cletus is a bizarre talking fetus (with an exceptional vocabulary) who was reanimated in Randall Terry's secret lab. It's artificial intelligence can recieve transmissions from the Vatican, the White House, and Neverland Ranch, among other places. Despite all this, Cletus sometimes arouses the suspicions of it's fellow anti-choice activists because of an ugly rumor it may have been created with stem cells.